hello there.

22|College Drop-Out|MA

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

(via notchicken)

funnyandhilarious:

You’re Vietnamese honey…Funny SMS »Funny Pics »

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via thedyldo)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via optimystic-fantasy)